Those wonderful Catholic bishops are at it again. See what they’ve got in store for the United States and the world as they spread the message of Jesus- er, the bishops. Learn all about the Affordable Care Act and why 98 percent of their flock are just plain wrong.
But, but, we’re right, and ninety-eight percent of our flock is wrong!
It’s all right here in the Good Book.
In the beginning, there was, “The Persecution by the Trojans” in Galilee!
Which led to, in Bishops three-eighteen, the “Sermon on the Mounting,” where Jesus made condoms and naughty thoughts disappear!
Verily, Jesus declared to his followers, that birth control is “intrinsically wrong.”
[Disclaimer Guy: Actually, really declared by some guy in nineteen-sixty-eight.]
And yea, in Bishops twenty-twelve it is written, that “conception leadeth not, to fewer abortions.”
Bishops work in mysterious ways!
And sent from on high, would come a prophet, in simple sleeveless vestments, to help the faithful defeat the wicked king, before he spreads his health care seed!
Our Bishops, who art quite heavenly, hallowed be our game.
Our Kingdom come, our will be done,
Keeping women down a rung.
With all our might, we’re so far right,
We’re sexperts as you know.
Our Holy Plan, for all mankind is . . .
Simply just say no.
This is the Word of the Bishops.
Aaaamen . . .
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About Stew Steve
What a circus. Republicans condemn condoms! Republicans praise rape as a gift from God. Republicans endorse trans-vaginal probes. Republicans hate women (and men who want to plan their families). What’s next? Republicans mandate missionary-position only? Hey, Newt was right. ‘Cause Newt and all his Republican friends SHOULD set up a moon colony…. AND GO THERE! Then, they could tell each other what to do and how to live and who to love…. while leaving the REST of us alone, here on Earth. Newt, I always KNEW that you were a problem-solver. Unfortunately, you and your Republican friends ARE the problem…