Not that Republicans need any help in disgracing themselves these days, but the Motor City Madman, Draft-Dodging, Right-Wing Lunatic Asylum Escapee, Ted Nugent, will be attending President Obama’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday, as the guest of Texas Republican Steve Stockman. Let’s just say that I hope the Secret Service quadruples its presence during the speech, since Nugent has made his violence-laden, wet dream wishes clear against the president and Democrats on more than one occasion:
“You might want to suck on one of these, you punk. Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun.”
And Stockman, too, has made a name for himself in Republican Crazy Town™ by insisting that President Obama should be impeached over the beloved guns:
Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Tex.) says he’s willing to initiate impeachment proceedings against President Obama should the White House implement new gun regulations through executive action.
“The White House’s recent announcement they will use executive orders and executive actions to infringe on our constitutionally-protected right to keep and bear arms is an unconstitutional and unconscionable attack on the very founding principles of this republic,” Stockman said in a statement. “I will seek to thwart this action by any means necessary, including but not limited to eliminating funding for implementation, defunding the White House, and even filing articles of impeachment.”
Hey lookie! Birds of a feather! Not one, but two Shit-For-Brains Boobies (sorry, Boobies, no offense intended)!
What’s funny about Nugent’s appearance at the SOTU is that Stockman is inadvertently (purposely, perhaps? Let’s start a rumor!) creating yet another PR nightmare for Republicans, who have been painfully clutching their collective groin area since the general election and who have been trying their ever-loving damnedest to appear as the “We are Totally Not the Crazy Party” party. But once you board the train for Republican Crazy Town™, there ain’t no turnin’ back – sorta like the beat-up pick-up truck version of the Hotel California for dumb, crazy rednecks – you can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave.
In his press release, Stockman says:
“Musician and gun advocate Ted Nugent will be Congressman Steve Stockman’s guest at Tuesday evening’s State of the Union Address by President Barack Obama. Nugent will be available to speak to the media before and after the Address.
“I am excited to have a patriot like Ted Nugent joining me in the House Chamber to hear from President Obama,” said Stockman. “After the Address I’m sure Ted will have plenty to say.”
Behold, the train-wreck loometh large…
I wonder if Nugent will be saying whatever it is he’s going to say during Marco Rubio’s GOP rebuttal or Rand Paul’s Tea Party rebuttal. Maybe it’ll be filler fluff in between – sort of like a public service announcement with pointers on how to be a flying, flaming, treasonous douchebag.
All I can think of to say is…
Please proceed, Republicans…