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One for the Gulper: The Best Tweets on Marco Rubio’s Thirst

02/13/2013 · 12:05 pm By 2 Comments
Lots of water prevents choking on your own lies.

Lots of water prevents choking on your own lies.

A Stew collection of the best Tweets on Sen. Marco Rubio’s (R-FL) chronic dry mouth during the GOP response to President Obama’s 2013 State of the Union Address.


One for the Gulper: Marco Rubio Runs Dry

A Stew collection of the best Tweets on Sen. Marco Rubio’s (R-FL) chronic dry mouth during the GOP response to President Obama’s 2013 State of the Union Address.

Storified by Veracity Stew· Wed, Feb 13 2013 11:58:23

You thirsty, Marco Rubio, or is your throat just parched with hypocrisy?Ronan Farrow
loving the irony: the day @MarcoRubio votes against the violence against women bill, his water breaks… #waterbreak #SOTU reply…Lori Martin Gregory
"I don’t always drink water, but when I do, I prefer it to be in reach. Stay thirsty my friends." #waterbreak #watergateDan Stiel
Paul Ryan just announced Marco Rubio ran a sub 2 hour marathon just b4 speech. You’d be thirsty too. #waterbreak #RubioS Caruso
#MarcoRubio You proved you’re not Presidential material in your nonrebuttal speech; the star of your speech was the water bottle!Aunty Money
Here’s the DNC ad on #marcorubio http://pic.twitter.com/Cxq6l6hsDonna Brazile
Y’all, I am in tears right now. I didn’t hear another word after his #waterbreak. #GOPresponseTJ Holmes
I feel like a bad American because I didn’t watch the #SOTU. I feel like a bad comedian because I missed the Marco Rubio #WaterBreak. #badx2Mike Merkaderkaderka
#Rubio #WaterBreak And now a word from our sponsor!One Hot Second
A look at the spike in "Poland Springs" mentions during last night’s #SOTU. (I used @Radian6). #waterbreak http://pic.twitter.com/p2u3CIPQMike Proulx
After Rubio’s disastrous speech, 3 of the top trends on Twitter are Poland Sping, #waterbreak and Bobby Jindal. Not what the GOP wanted.Keith Boykin
“One small sip for man, one giant gulp for a Republican.” #waterbreak #stopmenowAmerica Rocks
Act Like a Jerk, Drink Like a Twerp #RubioFilms #WaterbreakJust Saying
"Marco!" "Pol (and springs)!" #waterbreaka.
Poor Mr. Rubio, I think he was trying to say something to American voters, but I don’t think anyone remembers a word he said. #waterbreakChris Ho
#marcorubio Wonder what "The Gipper’ would think of ‘The Gulper’?Richard Morrison
Stay thirsty, my friends! @marcorubio #watergate #Waterbreak #MarcoPolo http://pic.twitter.com/WK4QdWMKKatie Blyth
I’d like to be the first to back Marco Rubio’s water bottle to run for President in 2016. #SOTU #waterbreakRyan Burrows
For next year’s State of the Union Response, expect the speaker to interrupt the speech to take a restroom break. #Rubio #waterbreakEl Loél
.@anamariecox The Republican Savior can’t walk on water but he can sure drink it. #waterbreak #Rubioinga peters
#waterbreak I Marco Rubio and I am running for #thirsty #sotuajayiharris
God, I cannot wait for #snl to spoof #MarcoRubio’s cotton mouth speech! :) Michael Martinez
#WaterBreak http://pic.twitter.com/T3O3dPhsAndrew Hammond
#waterbreak "Put that water down! Water is for closers…" #marcorubio #thirstyajayiharris
#GOP #MArcoRubio #Water they can not get it right, can they? He tries to do damage control and it’s making it worse. Hydrate yourself sen.andrea
All this talk about politics has got me thirsty #waterbreakMartin Lavallee
You can lead a republican to water, but you can’t make him think. #waterbreakAmerica Rocks
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  1. Liz Denham says:
    02/14/2013 at 6:35 am

    “Look Mom! I can talk and drink water at the same time!” I don’t think the problem was his needing or even taking a drink of water as much as it was the way he did it. When he lurched off screen, I thought someone was dragging him off camera by his ankles!! I immediately forgot anything he had been saying or said after that!! At the very least he should have had the water closer to him. Just proves that he is not ready for primetime.

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    • Stew Steve says:
      02/14/2013 at 8:54 am

      LOL – So true Liz. He’s not ready for primetime but the water obviously is…sales went through the roof! Now, Rubio is trying to cash-in on his own flub. His Super PAC is raising money by selling “Marco Rubio” bottled water.
      Proves that the GOP is a joke.
      S.

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