America can now reveal its newest scientific discovery: hypocrisy can turn the human skin orange. The irrefutable proof exists in John Boehner, Speak of the House and Hypocrite Extraordinaire.
‘A Tale of Two Leaders’: GOP Mocks Obama Appearance on Fallon (VIDEO)
People were buzzing all day Tuesday with anticipation of President Obama’s appearance on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” Advance indications were that the appearance with Fallon would be a win/win for all concerned. Well, everyone but Mitt Romney, who desperately needs the support of the massive college audience that tunes into the late night program. That was enough to put the video nerds at the RNC into overdrive to put an all too familiar spin on the situation.
Boehner: ’1 in 3 Chance’ of GOP Losing the House
Note to John Boehner: If you want to secure reelection, govern like an adult and deep-six the scorched earth policies of your Tea Party base. If your only game is to obstruct on party lines and throw temper tantrums every time you don’t get your way, then you don’t deserve to be reelected. Period.
Proof That Newt is Bored Waiting to Screw Up the GOP Convention
Newt Gingrich is so obsolete and irrelevant that the serial adulterer, deposed Speaker, and moon base presidential candidate, has now embraced the rash of online jokes, memes, parodies, and outright slams against him just to pass the time. What else is there to do for an opportunist while waiting around to further embarrass yourself at your party’s national convention?
Hypocrisy Alert: Boehner says Obama AWOL, Campaigning too much (CHART)
As the country takes a rolling somersault into General Election mode, members of the GOP top brass aim their barbs at President Obama whenever and wherever they can. Most specifically, Rep. John Boehner (R-OH), Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), and even Mitt Romney, try desperately to paint President Obama as irresponsible, “lounging on vacation,” and now ”failing to lead” by “campaigning too much” during a presidential election year. Of course, if Mittens had his way, Obama would just stop campaigning, “start packing” and just hand the election over to the man that most Republicans refer to as a flip-flopping empty suit.
Ohio to Romney: Obama Is Working! (VIDEO)
Recently, Mitt Romney has been stalking President Obama across the nation, delivering scathing rhetoric in an effort to downplay the President’s achievements and successes. This appears to be the ex-Governor’s sole economic strategy, in lieu of presenting a sound economic plan of his own. At a recent showing at the now closed National Gypsum Plant in the city of Lorain, Ohio, Mitt Romney made the claim that President Obama’s economic policies are not working:
GOP Political Cannibalism: Orrin Hatch Targeted by Tea Party
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) has just fallen short of nomination votes at the Utah Republican convention, which forces the veteran Senator to face a member of his own party in a primary race in order to secure the GOP nomination for the general election in November. Hatch’s failure to secure 60% of the convention ballots is largely due to attacks from the Koch brother front group, FreedomWorks, which has targeted Hatch for not being a ‘true’ conservative.
New Polling: Rubio No Rescue for Romney with Hispanic Voters
The Romney campaign is scurrying about trying to figure out how they’re going to Etch-A-Sketch their way out of an extremist GOP primary season — pandering to everyone and everything with a conservative pulse — and into a general election, where the only hope for victory is repairing relationships with minorities, labor, moderates, and women (to name a few). But recent polling may indicate that no matter how much flip-flopping Romney does between now and election day, he’s not fooling one important voting block: Hispanics.
Mittens Time Capsule: Romney Refers to Osama Bin Laden as ‘Barack Obama’ (VIDEO)
Now that Mittens is the nominee-in-waiting for the Republican party, we thought it would be nice to remind potential voters of Romney’s LONG line of flip-flops, gaffes, and all-around displays of fat-cat idiocy. There’s plenty to choose from, like this 2008 GOP primary video, where Mittens repeatedly refers to Osama Bin Laden as “Barack Obama,” while giving a speech to the Chamber of Commerce.
Top Picks from #RomneyTourBusName Ideas
The current Twitter hashtag trend is #RomneyTourBusName, and there are some very creative suggestions. You can decide for yourself if some cross the line.
Romney Rundown: Mr. Etch-A-Sketch Has Big Problems
First and foremost is a brewing story that Romney himself may have committed voter fraud – you know, the kind of voter fraud Republicans have used as an excuse to pass voter suppression laws and which never actually materializes – with the possibility of a $10,000 fine and five years in the pokey for his trouble.
‘Flipper’s Greatest Flops’ with Mitt Romney and Friends (VIDEO)
I love this hilarious profile of Mitt Romney’s history of flip-flops. I love it even more because it uses the theme song from one of my favorite childhood shows, “Flipper.”
Mitt Romney Abandons Gun Control Record, Plays Footsie with the NRA
Now, let’s face it. The most ardent GOP conservatives are grudgingly accepting Mitt Romney as the presumptive nominee. He is not their first choice, not by a long shot. And he’s definitely not the favorite son of the NRA. That would be Ron “Gimme Back My Bullets” Paul. Making an impassioned speech about the Second Amendment and attacking Barack Obama was a no-brainer for Romney.
Romney Already Selling Inauguration ‘Access’ to Top Donors
Mittens is so sure that he’ll be the next president of the United States, that his campaign is already selling “access” to top donors, including a special “Presidential Inaugural” event for a mere $50,000.
In Mitt They Trust: Finally…A Candidate Emerges…Sort Of
Can you hear it? If you listen carefully, you can hear the faint shrieks of 1.5 million home-schooled evangelical Christians. You can hear creationists, pro-lifers and Tea Party zealots from the Bible Belt to Wasilla crying out in one unified and desperate plea, screaming a question that will never be answered…’Rick, why have you forsaken me?!’
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